Aspire-to-Outrun-the-Pyre

18 years old, from Alberta, Canada. I like longboarding, body modification, and almost everything soy.I do not like Uggs, vodka and people in general. if you want to see the person behind the blog, add /tagged/me to the end of the URL.

jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

(via birchbone)

my goal is to be so modified that people from my junior high wont recognize me

just a daily reminder that i’m a hot piece of ass.

  • work was fucking awful and i hate my coworkers and my boss and everybody like seriously man why are people so fricking stupid like who are you even who gave birth to you and is responsible for your upbringing cause you act like a neanderthal 
  • Kristin is in mexico and probably doing fun and cool things and i miss her and its only been two days
  • i really miss him
  • and i could really do with some snuggles and loving okay
  • im sorry i complain so much but you are flawless and wonderful and have a special place in my heart no lie

please yes.

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4) What do you think about most?

5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

6) Do you have any strange phobias?

7) What's your religion?

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

10) What was the last lie you told?

11) Do you believe in karma?

12) What does your URL mean?

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

14) Who is your celebrity crush?

15) How do you vent your anger?

16) Do you have a collection of anything?

17) Are you happy with the person you've become?

18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

19) What's your biggest "what if"?

20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

27) What was the last movie you saw?

28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?

30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

32) What is your astrological sign?

33) What's the last thing you purchased?

34) Love or lust?

35) In a relationship?

36) How many relationships have you had?

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

38) Where is your best friend?

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

45) How can I win your heart?

46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."

50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

51) What is your current desktop picture?

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

59) Ever been on a plane?

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.

Please do it!

“If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This
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(Source: velvetlovepocket, via birchbone)

Today i:
had drivers ed class
watched ufc
only ate one real meal 
had a really good veggie burger and tried peach beer (gross)
rapped about people i dont like in the car with my friend
planned a good outfit (kinda) and wore a skirt
and i came home to my mom searching my room hahaha okay cool